Disturbing

A little disturbing: Going into the kids' room this morning and finding them both naked from the waist down.

More disturbing: Finding a smear on Milo's crib sheet that looks suspiciously like he used it to wipe his bottom.

Even more disturbing: Finding a little turd sitting on the floor.

Especially disturbing: I had stepped on it.

Really especially disturbing: Barefoot.

Most disturbing: The nagging fear that I didn't find it all, and there must be more somewhere lurking in the corner...just waiting for me to step on it.