Friday, August 7, 2009

It's Sad Because It's True

Scene: Amy drags herself out of bed early, even though it was Jake's morning to get up with the kids, because said kids are screaming and yelling nonstop, and it is impossible to sleep through that shit. Amy walks downstairs where the kids are going at each other nonstop, fighting like a couple of savages.

Amy: Dealing with these kids is like reining in a couple of wild animals. Seriously, I'm worried that we're going to end up with a couple of uncontrolled, spoiled jerks here if we're not careful.

Jake: It's like Lord of the Flies here. And I'm Piggy. And they're going to drop a rock on my head.

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