Signs That You're Cracking Up

My fantasy thinking goes something like this: if I got hit by a bus, not in a really bad way, but maybe some minor injuries that require me to spend several nights in a hospital for observation, then I could sleep. That's all I need. Just a few nights of recuperation from minor bus injuries in the hospital.

But then I remember, you never get any sleep in a hospital anyway, because they're constantly waking you up throughout the night to take your blood pressure and draw blood and stuff. So the bus/hospital idea wouldn't really pan out.

I'm so bad at getting sleep, I can't even properly fantasize about it.