Nora: Mommy, when I grow up, I am going to become the exact same person as you.
Me: ...?
Nora: And I will be a vegetarian.
Me: Well, you will probably be like me in some ways, but not in all ways, because you are your own person.
Nora: What?!?
Me: You might look a little like me, because you're my daughter, and you'll be like me in some ways, but different in other ways.
Nora: Mom, did you know that there are more bees in [our town] than there are people?
Kids. They switch so quickly from profound to unintelligible to mundane you get mental whiplash.
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