Still Paying for San Diego & Denver

You know what I want for Mother's Day? I just want to be able to take a freakin' crap without Nora going all hysterical on my ass. Seriously. I just want a little bit of freedom in my own house. I want to go to the bathroom BY MYSELF and not have to do it while listening to somebody cry, scream "MOMMY COME BACK", become hysterical, kick and flail around, scream louder than I thought possible, get the hiccups, and then listen to Jake trying in vain to reason with a hysterical, crying toddler while my stressed-out ass clenches up tight and says "Forget it, just live with the stomach ache, because nothing is happening now, sister."