Professor Belly-Pat, wandering into my office: Where are the kids?
Me: They're at home.
Professor Belly-Pat: What kind of mother are you, here without your babies?
Me: Ah, hah hah hah! (Look how cheerful and good natured I am about your ribbing, please remember how nice I am come tenure time!)
My internal response: A mother trying to get tenure so she can keep her job and continue to feed and clothe her children, asshat.
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